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Hello blogville,
I just got off the phone with my mom a couple of minutes ago and I am too pissed off..
Let me explain my frustruation.
My story might be all over the place cuz i'm not the best story teller but hopefully you get the point.
So we have this family friend. You know those kind of people that you've known all your life they just become uncles and aunties.
For the sake of this blog, I'll call them Uncle Dapo and Aunty Sade
Anyways, Uncle Dapo and Aunty Sade have been married for about 10 years and they have no children.
Everytime Aunty Sade gets pregnant, couple of months later she has a miscarriage.
Me and Aunty Sade are pretty cool and i go to their house a lot. I 've had numerous sleepovers in their house and my friends know them as my aunt and uncle. Basically, our families are pretty tight.
Recently, Aunty sade has been telling my mom that Uncle Dapo has been acting rather funny and she felt it was because of their childlessness issues.
So anyways, Aunty Sade decides to go to Nigeria for about 2 months cuz she needed to take care of some business and get away from her stressful life.
While Aunty Sade is in Nigeria, Uncle Dapo started showing up to my house more frequently, as in my mom is always cooking so he stops by pretty often to get food and chat before he goes back to his empty house.

So i come home for thanksgiving and on thnaksgiving day we have a lot of people in my house.
Anyway Uncle Dapo shows up, and i start harassing him about how he doesn't call me or check on me and blah, blah blah ( U know one of those convos you have with your really cool uncles)
So before Uncle Dapo left my house, he told me to call him when i got back to school that weekend and i was like cool; not really paying him any attention.

That night, after most people left, Im cleaning my house and my house phone rings
Moi: Hello, who is this?
Uncle Dapo: It's me..so after all this years you still don't know my voice?
Moi: well maybe if you called me more often, i would know(lol)
Uncle D: You are not serious...anyway what are you doing?
Moi: Cleaning up the mess u guys left behind
UD: Lol...is there anybody around you?
Moi: (lying) No..what's up?
UD: Don't worry..don't forget to call me when you get to school
Moi: OK..bye.
At this point, nothing is clicking . I just thought he was just being his regular goofy self as usual.

So i get to school, and i didn't even remember to call him beacause personally, he is not on my priority list.
So he decides to call me on Monday...
UD: You know you are not serious, didn't i ask you to call me?
M: (lying) Uncle i was just about to call you
UD: wuteva, anyway wus up?
M: Nothing...so what is so important that you are wasting my daytime minutes?
UD: U are very rude sha...I want to come up to your school to visit you
M: (getting excited cuz nobody ever comes to visit me) Really? when?
UD: whenever you are not too busy because i don't want to get in the way of your academics
M: fine...I'll check my schedule and get bak to u... I gotta go..I have a class
UD:Ok...hold up a sec..don't tell anyone that im coming up there to visit you
I was gonna ask why but i just decided to let it go cuz at that point i was getting uncomfotable.

10 minutes later, this man calls me again, so i start getting this wierd feeling. He never ever calls me and then all of a sudden you are callin me multiple times in one day. So i called my BFF up and she was like next time he calls i should record the conversation.

So he calls me a 3rd time:
UD: Hello...what are you doing?
M: minding my business
UD: so have u decided when you want me to come up?
M:its up to you, whenever you feel like it, let me know
UD: How about the 19th?
M; that's fine (I knew in the back of mind, i knew that i would have left for the winter break, so if he came that would have been his problem)
UD: OK..so what do you want me to buy for you when im coming?
M: Nothing...but I'll take ur money
UD: So where am i gonna stay when i come up there? Do u have a roommate?
M: U staying overnight?? Y? and yes i have a roommate
UD: so that means you have to go find us a hotel because i don't want your roommate to see me. So that means when i get there,I'll call you and you will just come downstairs and we can go. Make sure the hotel is not too far out. And i hope that your parents don't show up that weekend. Make sure you don't tell anybody.
(At this point, Im still tryna process the madness....This is something that you watch on TV not in real life)

So i told him i had to go do something...Why did this man call me like 15 minutes later
UD: I hope i am not disturbing you but i just wanted to ask you something
M: what is it?
UD: are you sure there is nothing u want me to buy you? or do you just want to wait till i get up there so i can take you shopping?
M: Uncle dont worry about it but i have to go
UD: OK...Before you go...i hope you dont mind me asking you this question?
M: What is it?
UD: what is ur bra size?
M: (yelling) WHAT!!!!!
UD: Your cup size? you know...the size of ur breast..Im sure you know that
M: I gotta go ....so i hung up the phone

Anyway, i have to continue this story tomorrow cuz just thinking about it makes me sickkk...