Senator"s Son

I wasn't gonna write this but i just had to since i promised you guys a gist..
I should have posted this earlier but my week has been on steroids mehn,
I had 4 tests and like 3 papers to write...so I haven't been on here in a while.
Anyway, some guys are just funny...
So last week oo, i was on my to work minding my own business when this boy called me
Mind you, before this incident, homeboy was as nice as they come
I know am horribel at telling stories so please bare with me
So i pick up and we start talking, here's how our convo went..for blogville, we'll call him Kay
Kay: So what are you doing for spring break?
Moi: Me and my friends are going to florida
Kay: You should ditch ur friends and come hang wit me..all expense paid
Moi: lol...now what kind of friend will i be if i did that?
Kay: Your friends are always gonna be there..u can go with them some other time...its not like they gonna disappear or nothing..
Moi: Hahahahaha...so where u going?
Kay: Las Vegas..so u gonna come?
Moi: I cant...been planning this since december...maybe some other time
Kay: what if there is no next time..would you change ur mind?
Moi: Nope besides what am i gonna do in Vegas...watch naked gurls nd gamble....Florida is a better choice
Kay: (sounding very upset) that's the problem wit u naija gurls
Moi:LMAO..here we go...what did naija girls do to u this time around?
Kay: Dont worry abt it...anyway imma holla at u later.
Moi: Finish what u started? seems to me like u used to getting ur way but dat doesn't fly wit me
Kay: (very upset) Y'all is full of bullshit mehn, u complain when u don't have a man but when a good man comes around and tries to be nice..u dont know how to act
Moi: (now I'm getting upset) are you alright? I told u i already have plans, im not just gonna drop everything for u...what sky did u fall out of?
Kay: I just presented you wit an offer most girls would jump at and you acting all stuck up..You got too much pride mehn
Moi: Well am not most gurls
Kay: that's what they all say. I mean seriously, am a young good-looking man, with a job, good car, a nice apartment, no baby mama drama..you should be happy and stepping to you..
Moi: (Laughing so hard at the level of ridiculousness) are you serious right now, why are u getting all mad? how did we jump from spring break to this madness..anyway i gotta go....click.
So am at work, just laughing my ass off, as in can u believe it? i was mad at first but this fool took it to another level, i have never been on
So im at work, chatting wit my friends online, and this foolishness of a thig decides to hit me up
Kay: I hope u kno that u are very rude and that shit you just pulled as uncalled for
Moi: Pele wa wa alright( sorry, u will be ok)
Kay: i see you like pissing ppl off
Moi: what is ur point exactly? and y are u still talkin to me? didnt i just hang up on ur ass?
Kay: do u kno who i am...im willing to put myself out there for u and u are acting up
Moi: Acting up? bouy u got some serious nerve? and who the hell r u...cuz u keep saying do i know who u are? am i supposed to care?
Kay: I can take care of u, you know, i got money...
Moi: And so, sweetheart, do me a favor and go jump of a bridge
Kay: no need for all that hostility...u know my father is a senator so i can take care of u..
LMAO...(see me insult). my people, smoke was comin out of my head mehn..dat boy pissed me off....he tryna call me a golddigger? The boy had to get a taste of me
Moi: Congratulations!!!! Ur father is a senator, my grandfather is a king. I come from a long line of old money and ur stupid ass comes from stolen money..that aint nutting to be proud of..Hope ur father goes to jail for stealing naija's money then we will see how much money u gonna have then. Don't ever come at me with that level of bullshit..are u mad? who wants ur stupid money..I dont kno what kinda gurls u used to but am different..Instead of u to say that ur father is the president or a governor...u are saying senator..anybody can be a senator so dont flatter urself...Hope u get hit by a moving bus..lmao
So i blocked his ass....I kno what u guys are thinking...I know that was mean but the boy just kept pushing my buttons..Kilode? Na by force? I said i dont wanna go to Vegas and the boy just started firing me insults..
More things happened but that's just the bits and pieces i remember cuz this happened about a week ago..
I was cool until he had to mention that his father was a senator..like im supposed to be fascinated..RUBBISH...HISS
Anyway Im off to MD for the weekend..So have a great weekend guys